As I scan through all his available shoes, I think... "Man, a person could satisfy almost any sort of Shoe Jones, from stripper to walker to strappy summer sandal to classic to society matron to my favorite mule, but I didn't want to pay $100 more...

Christ, there are so many!!!

And I find these shoes, in black. My heart hurts at the thought of not having them. They are perfect... but too expensive.

*frowns*

God, I hope it goes on sale sometime...