Well, my McAfee antivirus program can't seem to access the internet either... but I can get in through IE.

And everytime I shut off, it gives me this window that says something is running and to wait or end task... but I can't tell what the program is. Probably the thing fucking up my browser.

I recently uploaded the new Windows security updates - don't usually do that, because did it once before and it screwed everything up. Looks like it did it again.

Crap.