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I just went into the bathroom as the SO was finishing up, washing his hands. We started chatting, as I went over to the toilet.

"Oh, look. You left me a little gift," I said sarcastically, pointing at a spot of piss on the seat. "I'd rather have diamonds."

"Well, they both sparkle in the light," he replied, and laughed. "Sorry!"

Gotta love that sense of humor...
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