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And not because of the previous thing.

*swallows weakly*

I opened a can of Campbell's Chunky Pot Roast Soup - sounded good with the tummy upset I had earlier. Used the pull top to open the can, poured it into a saucepan, heated it up, put it in a bowl. Let me re-iterate that I looked at each thing closely before I used it, to make sure they were clean.

*deep breath*

I took the bowl to the couch to watch Grey's Anatomy. I was spooning through it, not watching that closely. I ate about 2/3 of the broth, and probably 1/3 of the solids.

Then I took that last, fateful mouthful. As I chewed it, I noticed that there seemed to be a piece of... gristle, or something. Felt more solid than gristle, not spongy at all. I've always been freaked about anything "differently textured" in my food, so rather than try to chew it up, I spit it out. Then I decided to look at whatever the fuck ot was.

Turns out it was a wadded up piece of... paperbag? Some kind of fabricy brown thing? It was the color of a paper bag, and wrinkled up. Started to pull apart as I was unwadding it, but any paper/fabric would after being cooked, canned, and then cooked again.

*shudders*

Christ, it's my worst nightmare, foodwise...

Date: 2006-01-16 10:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mi-nion.livejournal.com
sorry Happy, but that's kinda funny considering on of GA"s storylines tonight.

Date: 2006-01-16 05:01 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] qafhappy.livejournal.com
Yeah, it definitely wasn't as big as the beozar that the writer had, and no mercury poisoning for me... but when I unfolded it, it was about 4 inches long and 1-1/2 inch wide. Ick!

Date: 2006-01-16 05:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mi-nion.livejournal.com
when I unfolded it, it was about 4 inches long and 1-1/2 inch wide. Ick!
Ew! I would totally be writing the compnay.

Date: 2006-01-16 06:13 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] qafhappy.livejournal.com
Oh, I'm definitely going to be doing that. They better come up with at least a "Sorry" - because that's just disgusting.

Date: 2006-01-16 01:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] severina2001.livejournal.com
Um well, think of it this way. If you were a Mission Impossible type spy in the '60's and spying in real life was even remotely like television and movies portray it, you'd routinely have to eat secret plans and stuff so that they wouldn't fall into enemy hands. So really, you're just proving that you're a tough spy chick.

Yeah.

*wanders off*

Date: 2006-01-16 05:02 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] qafhappy.livejournal.com
Yeah, what you said. Although, with my gag reflex - don't think I'd be too good at that.

And love that icon! Flirty hot eyes Justin!

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